You’ve got a lil’ somethin right there
*points at mirror* what the hell
when someone compliments you
Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.
It can if all of these happen to you in one day
(Source: unamusedsloth, via way-to-get-whelmed)
In the swamp, we see visions of people we've lost, people we loved, folks we think are gone. But the swamp tells us they're not. We're still connected to them.
when you’re the only person in class to get a 100 on a test
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
new fav insult
(Source: iraffiruse, via yj-lover)
bring card crusher back
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH. It’s a comedic show that’s a how-to guide on pissing people off.
first day of class vs finals week
correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA